It's often possible to use memory for intimidation. This is seen in action or suspense movies all the time: "This man has forgotten more about inflicting pain than you or I will ever know."

The neat thing about that particular method of intimidation is that it becomes more effective as time goes on. A torturer with Alzheimer's would be a good guy's worst nightmare.

If you truly want freshness, you must forego cheap soap entirely. Sure, Ivory floats, but when's the last time you took a bath in a river?

No, true fresh-smell invogoration comes from the fabulous invention that is Irish Spring soap. But before you get ahead of yourself, while I'm sure that cutting off a slice of Irish Spring will bring you back to your days as a schoolgirl, frolicking on the lush hills of Ireland, I don't recommend doing so in a shower.

I'm sure you're looking for a change from the doldrums that come from using boring soap. Up every morning, use boring soap, then go to menial dead-end job for employer who exploits and hates you. Instead, you can use a refreshing and exciting soap; one which puts your whole day in order before you've even gotten dressed.

Don't take my word for it, though. Try it yourself. The small amount of extra cost is worth it.